Victim Membership Card

Victim Membership Card – The Ultimate "Poor Me" Pass!

Tired of feeling attacked by life itself? Then you’re officially due for your very own Victim Membership Card! Flash it proudly whenever the universe throws yet another curveball, or whenever your coworker “forgets” your coffee order again. Perfect for all those exaggerated sighs and “Why me?” moments, this hilarious novelty card gives you the ultimate authority to declare: “I’m the real victim here!”

Details:  

• Sturdy, high-quality PVC card – because we all know you'll need it more than once!
• Hilarious retro-style design with the official “Victim Status” stamp of approval
• Fits snugly in any wallet, purse, or desk drawer for easy, immediate access
• Great as a Secret Santa gag gift, office party laugh, or stocking stuffer
• Ideal for that friend or coworker who just loves a good drama (or, let's be honest, a little harmless attention)

Gift your loved one or colleague a license to laugh at life’s inconveniences. Whether it's “too much work,” a bad day, or just "unfair" weather, the Victim Membership Card has you covered for every mini-meltdown!