Old Person Membership Card

Old Age Membership Card – Because “Back in My Day…” Deserves Proof!

Got a friend or coworker who’s constantly reminding everyone how young they used to be? Then it’s time to honor their timeless wisdom (or constant back-in-my-day stories) with the Old Age Membership Card! This hilarious novelty card is the perfect way for them to officially declare their senior status whenever they need a little extra patience – or just a seat closer to the snacks.

Details:  

• Durable PVC card, ready to survive countless retellings of “the good old days”
• Vintage-inspired design with an official “Senior Status” seal for added flair
• Compact and wallet-friendly for easy access during "when I was young" rants
• Ideal for Secret Santa, office parties, or as a lighthearted birthday gag
• Perfect for that friend who swears everything was “better back then”

Gift this to anyone who's forever reminiscing about pre-smartphone life, reminding you to bring a jacket, or who thinks today’s music is just noise. Give them the gift of honorary seniority and let the reminiscing begin!